Welcome to my website that took me 18 times longer to build than it would for any millennial because I'm old and scared of technology, which is why I'm great with words! I'm a writer, comedian, storyteller, and all around jerk face. That's why you'd love to hire me to do any of the following things:
1. Perform at your Grandmother's 78th birthday and pool party extravaganza!
2. Help you refocus and rewrite that novel you started in high school before your dreams died.
3. Teach a workshop for your students called How to Be Charming When Asking for a Manager at Starbucks: A Lesson in Advocating for Yourself.